Wassail! Wassail! All across the Zee!
The lacre it is white, and our rats they are free!
Our rat it is made of secrets and of wax!
With the rat of glory, Ratmas comes to us at last!
Happy Ratmas, delicious friends! Go find out how to join in the festivities here!
And if you’re a foolish soul who doesn’t know what’s good for you, here’s another song to sing today when you send your Rat of Glory to the most deserving:
wassail… wassail… seeking across the zee…
what is the Name… and will it come to me?
…this rat… is a candle… shall it be drowned too?
…on this… ratmas eve… I am seeking you…



